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Ok sweet daughter of mine .......... am I being a "Mom-zilla". You know how I have to go to you when I don't understand something, like when I hear new buzz words, when it comes to technology, relationships and SEX! Well I have a question that possibly you can find the answer to, or perhaps we need to start a blog campaign for immediate change ........... Back in February, close to Valentines Day I scanned in an inappropriate ad that Johnson and Johnson had advertising K-Y Jelly ....... it was an ad campaign similar to Hallmarks "when you care to give the very best" It was so wrong on so many levels, not to say insulting ...... Nothing says "I Love You" more than a tube of K-Y Her for a Valentines gift. OK I can tell you that I definitely did not get K-Y Her for V-day but, Dad and I did happen to find some in one of the guest bedrooms not too long ago. I know that you are under the impression that Moms and Dads don't have sex after the last kid was born, and I am not saying we have ....... but the other morning I was horrified to find the varnish stripped off the nightstand by a gel-like substance that must have dropped on it. WTH is Johnson & Johnson thinking, if it can strip varnish what does it to human skin (if left overnight)? I looked closely on the tube and there was not a surgeon general's warning like they have on alcohol or cigarettes. This could be potentially dangerous if used over a long period of time. So sweet daugter of mine, what do you think we should do? Maybe a campaign "Women of the world unite, keep your bra's on for this one ........ drop your panties instead!" We might get some attention from the suits at J&J. AM I BEING A MOM-ZILLLA?